skyfall

There was so much hype about this movie it was ridiculous. And all this is coming in a time when all movies come out with ridiculous hype. I'm not a Bond on Craig as bond fan, so I honestly couldn't be bother, but when the opportunity arose I seized it.


Even the title was mysterious, and im not sure it completely puts my mind at rest that its just the name of JB's family manor...in Scotland...I honestly can't remember watching casino royale or quantum of solace but neither of these titles made much sense either. D anny has gotten softer with age and has, against all odds, managed to grow on me, I remember hearing about Naomie harris' casting...and that a while ago...better still, I remember Danny's casting and that was years ago...and no one liked him then, but those cheek bones are less like the dangerous precipice he would inevitably cling to, his abs (or lack thereof) less defined than the serpentine dirt road must careen on, his blond blue-eyedness...good Lord, he's the only blond blue-eyed charecter in this! I hereby state, I wouldn't mind being chatted up by this fellow.







Having spent a good part of this morning reading various articles about the movie it appears, all would be critics are somewhat in unison. Skyfall is different, modern and actually not that bad.


Shout outs all natural sistas, Naomie harris doing big tings, coming second to Halle berry is like coming first...twice. Also thumbs up for keeping ur clothes on. Everyone was rooting for their hook up, the tension was so thick in the crowd,it was voyeuristic. The dialogue was intensely sexy
Shout out to Javier bardeem...you're my favourite psycho bond villain..and you have every reason to be angry. How does a cyanide capsule fail? Does it really get worse than a failed suicide? But please tell me how you'll rig an election in Uganda...online...please... And must all bond villians be deformed? Kmt
of all the people to hook up with...Sévérine? Really James?
And what kind of assassin...who's trying hard to be nameless, history less and countryless, uses signature bullets? Uranium? Really?
My favourite scene has to be when raoul and James finally meet...I was literally at the edge of my seat, shouting for him to stop touching him! "we could eat each other...dramatic pause'' too much. Just too much. And then the "wat makes you think it's my first time comeback? Classic! Epic! JAMES BOND. No size!Some people are actually upset by the homo-bisexual innuendo...they can bite Raoul.
I finally believe it. Jb, you are a hard guy. 2 full gas cylinders? *slow clap* if it's not a dapper suit...it must be a white towel...high five.
Ralph Fines as M? The next Q needs to be female...better yet Indian. Tell me I'm wrong.
So all the women in this are terrible shots? Smh. 4 named females. 5 speaking ones
Had the line about exploding pens not been spoiled...it would have been funny. And after all the austerity measures, not only did he lose the handgun with laptop technology, he never even fired it. Komodo dragons? How hungry were they? That was just random man.
Things to watch out for and appropriate responses

1. Adeles opener 
2. 'Room service' -mmm... 
3. Eve moneypenny at the door- hmm 
4. 'I didn't order anything...not even you' - eeeiii 
5. 'M' 'bitch'- ooo 
6. The Aston martin-sheee