Rewatching GOT S6

The season of underage murderers, the male full frontal, Cersei's revenge and more smouldering looks from #Brieame

1. Ah yes, #oldladygate...So, in S4E7, Melisandre takes a bath without her necklace...was taking it off this time purely symbolic?  Also...what if each of the main characters becomes the 7 gods? You know in keeping with the whole circular story telling time lapse prophesy theory?
a. Mother- Daenerys? Cersei?
b. Crone- Melisandre
c. Maiden- Brienne? Missandei?
d. Stranger- Arya?
e. Warrior- Jaime? Brienne? Greyworm? Jon? The Hound? Tormund?
f. Smith- Gendry? (a bit on the nose innit?)
g. Father- Jaime? Ned?

That leaves only a bunch of folks to sit on the throne...if a throne remains. maybe Westeros will be managed like Qaarth, with Tyrion, Bran, Tormund, Sansa and Varys forming the council. Jon is too big a character to just be a council member, so it's more likely he will become the Night King. Bran is the three-eyed raven. It is known.



2. Bran again! don't warg you warg, don't stay too long, you stay and WALK INTO A CROWD OF ZOMBIES! W.T.A F?! and then he tried to lie about being touched by the Night freaking King?...I blame his parents. I won't go in the whole Hodor debacle because many of us shed tears and then put it out of our memories. I'm actually surprised it was way back in the middle of S6! But staying on the topic of the weirwood campout, and the general illogical behaviour of a man who knows everything and then decides to use a USB 1.0 port up until the last minute and then pulls out the 3.0 cable-mayhaps the children of the forest could have been schooling Meera on ...everything? something? while she was there doing nothing. Sidebar...one of the children tried to kill a White Walker with a spear and nothing happened, but when Meera threw it he disintegrated. What does that mean? Also, why can ice monsters walk through fire? hardly seems fair and actually makes the theory about Craster being Aemon Targaryen's bastard plausible (they need Targaryen babies since that's what the pact covers).  The CoF created the NK to kill men, but it's not clear whether it's the Andals or the First Men. Most experts :) say it's the Andals...they're the one's who brought the religion of the 7 to Westeros and cut the trees right?

chilling like all this ain't his fault

3. So who is advising Tommen? I want to know. Uncle Kevan is a bigger wanker than I remember. Margery was one of my favourite characters and unlike Ned, she knew she was going to die...a whole 5 mins before she did. Pour some Dornish Red.

wanker

bae

4. Think this is the last episode where Dany has to strip down and burn something. For all they've said about nudity being part of the contract, all the headliners haven't actually been naked for a while. Additionally, sexposition aside anyone who's going to be a fan, is already hooked and they don't need to rely on the 'theatrics'  
Please take my word for it...a quick search of nude emilia clarke will yield things that can't be unseen.


5. Big up Lyanna Mormont's stank face



6. Oh yes, the black Red Priestess with the weave! up until this moment every woman of colour has rocked...no actually the Dothraki dancers had weaves...ah well. For more on why this is relevant, read this blog and or any other article on 'othering' or a good history book.


7. Arya is that person who bugs you for an job even though she's in no way qualified, when you give in and say she can come on as an unpaid intern to shadow actual serious people, she appears to be taking all seriously and then one day you ask her to take minutes in a meeting and she spends the whole time on her phone writing a blog post about work and shows up the next day like...